Netflix’s Poop Cruise chef disgusts viewers with worst phrase ever to describe carnage on board

Viewers of Netflix’s ‘Poop Cruise’ reacted with horror as a chef onboard the stranded ship described the clogged toilets on the doomed liner.

The revolting documentary had audiences hooked as it covered the disastrous February 2013 voyage of the Carnival Triumph, which experienced an electrical fire on day four that knocked out all power, leading to the vessel being stuck out at sea for five days.

What was supposed to be a pleasant four-day trip throughout the Gulf of Mexico quickly turned into a nightmare as the ship was plunged into darkness and toilets and air conditioning stopped working.

The crew begged all 4,000 passengers to use red biohazard bags when they had to go number two and pee in the showers so the urine would drain away, but as multiple witnesses attested, many just continued to defecate down unflushable toilets. 

Fittingly, Abhi, a chef unlucky enough to be working on the Triumph, used a food analogy to paint a picture of what the toilets looked like.

‘People were pooping on top of toilet paper, then pooping on top of that. It was layer after layer after layer. It was like a lasagna,’ he said.

At the end of the documentary, Abhi said he’s ‘never looked at lasagna the same way’.

It’s safe to say that Abhi’s dreadfully vivid description has turned others off from the classic Italian dish as well.

Abhi (pictured) was a chef on the Carnival Triumph when it lost power and got stranded in the Gulf of Mexico for five days in 2013. He described the toilet situation onboard as a ‘poop lasagna’

At the end of the documentary, Abhi said he’s ‘never looked at lasagna the same way’

Most people were repulsed by the chef’s unfortunately vivid description of the bathrooms

‘Thanks for ruining lasagna for me, @netflix,’ one person wrote on X.

‘My friend was like “tell me when you get to the lasagna part” and I didn’t know what she meant but now I do,’ another said.

Others could not hold back their revulsion, with one woman writing: ‘I’m finna throw up. This man said it was so much s**t and toilet paper in the damn toilets it was like a lasagna.’

Others still found Abhi’s description hilarious, even impressive.

‘The chef has stolen the show,’ one wrote, while another said, ‘2025 has a new Goat [Greatest of All Time].’

The documentary was released on Tuesday as an episode in the running Netflix series ‘Trainwreck,’ which has looked at several different disasters. 

Past episodes covered the crowd crush at Travis Scott’s Astroworld Festival and Woodstock ’99, a music festival in upstate New York tainted by sexual violence and inadequate sanitation.

Viewers of the ‘Poop Cruise’ episode were particularly horrified at how quickly social order broke down once it became clear the ship wasn’t going anywhere.

Audiences were disturbed at how quickly people went wild once people knew the ship was stranded. For example, makeshift tent cities sprang up because there was no air conditioning in the ship. This led to fights between passengers over space on the deck

Pictured: People camping out with their mattresses and bed sheets out on the pool deck

Thanks to flushing issues, passengers used bagged trash cans, shower, and biohazard bags to relieve themselves

Viewers were also irked by the privileged behavior of certain passengers, including a trio of women who were using the cruise as a bachelorette party for their friend (pictured)

Passengers on the ship told the show that people were hurling bags of feces, having sex out on the pool deck, and hoarding food once supplies began to run low.

Makeshift tent cities sprang up because there was no air conditioning in the ship. People dragged their mattresses out to the top and used their sheets to create shade for themselves. This mad dash led to fights over space on the deck. 

‘Watching the “poop cruise” documentary makes me realize how much I don’t like people,’ one person wrote.

Viewers were also irked by the ‘privileged’ behavior of some passengers. 

A trio of women on a bachelorette party for their friend, Ashley, drew the wrath of many of those watching as they seemed more interested in getting drunk and continuing their celebrations even as anarchy washed over the entire ship.

‘(They) HAVE to know how absolutely annoying and obnoxious they look in this documentary. Don’t care about anything else besides getting a Margarita,’ one person wrote. ‘Tweedle dee. Tweedle dumb. And tweedle dumber.’

One person compared the frenzied actions of the passengers to how Fyre Festival attendees responded when they found out the event was a complete fraud.

‘I’m a bit embarrassed to say I enjoyed the same righteous indignation watching the #poopcruise as I did watching the #FyreFestival debacle,’ someone said. ‘Watching entitled, not-too-smart people go off the rails when there is no danger, but merely discomfort, is a #guiltypleasure.’

Toilets onboard the ship began to fill up with feces as sewage spilled into rooms and hallways. Sheets tried to soak it up 

When it came to the crew’s request for people to poop in bags, viewers were outraged that some passengers felt they were above doing that, which included Devin Marble (pictured)

People reacted with frustration at the perceived privilege of many of the passengers interviewed for the documentary

When it came to the crew’s request for people to poop in bags, viewers were outraged that some passengers felt they were above doing that.

This, of course, led to toilets overflowing onto the decks and creating a stench so horrific that people reported being unable to stand being in the interior of the ship.

Devin Marble, who was on the ship with his newly-minted fiancé and his soon-to-be-in-laws, was one passenger who absolutely refused to use the bags provided.

He instead found a lone bathroom that was able to flush when the ship tilted. 

‘This carnival poop cruise documentary is mostly a display of how f***ing privileged most people are. “I’m not pooping in a baaaag.” I hate these people,’ one person wrote.

‘Watched the poop cruise doco on Netflix and they’re all the most obnoxious annoying people you could possibly imagine,’ another person wrote. ‘Stoked they all got stuck on a s**t boat s****ing in bags and covered in s**t. Insufferable humans.’

‘Omg these “poop cruise” people y’all are the most spoiled people I have ever met acting like being stranded for 4 days was the end of the world knowing u would be saved eventually,’ a third person said.  

Passengers made help signs, drew on robes and bedsheets to document the disaster. 

Passengers signal for help after four days stranded in the Gulf of Mexico 

Food started to run out onboard and people were left eating grim-looking meals like this bread with mustard and slivers of ham

Episode three of the series focuses solely on the trainwreck – or shipwreck – that was the voyage of the Carnival Triumph in February 2013

People celebrate as they finally get of the stricken ship 

Carnival Triumph (pictured) powerlessly drifted in the Gulf of Mexico for four days

Help finally arrived for them on Valentine’s Day – February 14, 2013. Tug boats ushered the floundering ship for the Gulf to a nearby port in Mobile, Alabama, miles away from the cruise’s original docking point. 

In a statement to Daily Mail Carnival said: ‘The Carnival Triumph incident over 12 years ago was a teachable moment for the entire cruise industry. 

‘A thorough investigation following the incident revealed a design vulnerability which was corrected and led Carnival Cruise Line to invest more than $500 million across our entire fleet in comprehensive fire prevention and suppression, improved redundancy, and enhanced management systems, all in support of our commitment to robust safety standards. 

‘This is in addition to our vigorous Health, Environmental, Safety and Security (HESS) protocols that guide the entire Carnival Corporation fleet as we maintain our commitment to industry leadership in this area. 

‘We are proud of the fact that since 2013 over 53 million guests have enjoyed safe and memorable vacations with us, and we will continue to operate to these high standards.

‘Carnival Triumph, like two other ships in the same class, was renamed after a $200 million bow-to-stern transformation. 

‘The ship re-emerged with major upgrades and enhancements as Carnival Sunrise in 2019 – six years after the 2013 incident. This was also well publicized and celebrated at the time, with a naming ceremony that took place in New York City.’